Pain Song (House of the Rising Sun Parody)

This video starts a little out of focus, but you might be a bit out of focus too if you’d just been punched hard enough to sing about it.

I wasn’t punched, but according to the video I was.

Here’s the video:

 

And, as always, the lyrics:

I’m thinking ouch boo-hoo poor me
Because how I was punched
Yeah the fist was huge and hit me with force, oy
I almost lost my lunch

My horrible assailant
Said “Yo, now you will scream.”
Soon I was not a standing man
Wow, that dude’s pure mean

Now I don’t feel like a plastic bag
But my gut’s a firework
Since I feel it might burst at any time
It hurts a lot, thanks, jerk

My friends all call me chicken
Cock-a-doodle-doo, yeah, yup
I’d much rather be seen as cowardly
Than cry ouch from a violent punch

Well, I’ve been pooh-poohed like the platter
The insults fell like rain
Still won’t attack he who hurt me
Because I’ve got a brain

I’m still thinking ouch boo-hoo poor me
Because how I was punched
Sang out of tune, so someone was annoyed
I almost lost my lunch

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