I Need A Mushroom (Partridge Family I Think I Love You Parody)

It’s a-me, Mario. In this a-video that’s-a coming up later, I know I don’t a-look like how you remember me, maybe because I lost-a some weight. If you spent so much time running after the Princess, you’d a-lose some weight too. And there’s not-a much a-time to shave, so that’s a-why I got-a the beard. It’s also hard to sing while running and swimming, so if there are any problems with my singing or the faces I make-a while singing, that’s a-why. And while I am-a Mario, I don’t-a have the rights to images from-a the Mushroom Kingdom, which is why-a there’s a green screen making it-a look like I’m in an apartment somewhere.

Also, one of the times I fell in a hole and died, I lost-a my red hat, and that’s a-why I have the orange one.

Anyway, here’s-a my song about my favorite nutritional supplement:

 

My apologies if the a-screen for the a-video is too big, I’m a plumber not a video editor. And now they-a tell me the a-Princess is in another castle, so I must a-go, but first, here are the a-lyrics to the song:

 

I’m swimming
And frightened of contact with the squid thing
Same for the fish, it’s crazy
One touch is death not much room for mistakes
I doubt I’ll leave this lake
If I don’t grow to super-size
My big self doesn’t die
Just from touching the bad guys

I need a mushroom

I’m walking
I walk up to a turtle
It feels like a giant hurdle
But that’s because I am extremely short
My plan is don’t be short
There’s one way that’s accomplished
Still won’t mean I can stomp fish
But it means less chance of doom

I need a mushroom

I need a mushroom
I need one so I can break stuff
I will break bricks to get money
Which gives me more lives somehow

I need a mushroom
It’s a drug but it’s no problem
Skin will stretch but that’s okay
I’ll be better off that way

I don’t want hammers slaying me
Or turtle touch destroying me
My size now is annoying me

Sooooooooo

I need a mushroom
I need one so I can break stuff
I will break bricks to get money
Which gives me more lives somehow

I need a mushroom
It’s a drug but it’s no problem
Skin will stretch but that’s okay
I’ll be better off that way

I’m guessin’
A bunch of you have a question
You wonder if my size obsession
Implies something less than flattering
But that’s a silly thing
I told you why I want the mushroom
It protects body and soul
Unless I fall in a hole

But if I’m not falling
I need a mushroom
I need a mushroom
I need a mushroom
I need a mushroom
 

 

 

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